therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He kissed a someone with a penis
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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