Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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