I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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