I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
