she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
A bitchslap is in order.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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