Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
that may or may not have been my penis.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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