ugly people sure do ruin things
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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