No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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