East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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