That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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