Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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