In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
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