I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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