After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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