wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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