yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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