Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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