You made me cry and you don't even care
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So vagazzling was a success
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
