Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
