Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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