I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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