lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You took a bar mat shot.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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