a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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