Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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