respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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