She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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