THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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