At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Everclear isn't food dammit
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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