sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We need to get me chipped asap
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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