I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Come on in and take your pants off
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