i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
third nipple confirmed
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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