Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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