So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
