Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I wear drunk well.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
