I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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