You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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