Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
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