this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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