What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
