I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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