Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My liver just broke up with me...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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