hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm sobbing to NWA
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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