i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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