Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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