Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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