My pussy is not your playground.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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