If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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