A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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