its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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