I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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